the prince's new clothes.

once upon a time in a land far away a [beautiful] princess made baby shoes for the newest little prince.  she rummaged through her closet and scrapped together an old pair of pants, cardigan and turtleneck to make little lovelies to fill prince gavin's royal wardrobe.  after much trial and error, the princess had created the most adorable and tiniest baby shoes in all the land.  

worried that prince gavin would not have any coordinating tops the princess crafted a tiny train, plane and [rockstar] neck-tie. 

upon meeting the little prince [and his not-so-little toes] the princess learned that "0-3" patterns [and onesies] do not often fit all the name would imply.  luckily, little princes sleep a lot and are quite squishy to be squeezed into costumes to entertain all the kingdom.  

...and they all lived happily [and well-dressed] ever after.